If someone’s pants are hanging down, they’re idiots. Don’t bother talking to them.
You know what happens when you dream of falling?
Sometimes you wake up.
Sometimes the fall kills you.
And sometimes, when you fall, you fly.
It’s official.

My sleeping patterns are permanently fucked.

You cannot learn a thing you think you know.
Truer words have not been spoken.

Truer words have not been spoken.

(Source: indreamslife)

The first minute is exactly like how I got my glasses.

…some fellas are lucky and some ain’t.

…some fellas are lucky and some ain’t.

Fuck sides, man! What we need here is solidarity!

Fuck sides, man! What we need here is solidarity!

I didn’t create this situation. I’m dealin’ with it!

I didn’t create this situation. I’m dealin’ with it!